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Twitter- shouting your opinions in the street, hoping you don’t get punched
Facebook- conversations with your mom
Youtube- conversations between everyone’s shadow self in the comment section
Instagram- best parts of you framed and hung up for brief commentary art-gallery style
Tumblr- worst parts of yourself presented in a mad ad-lib style back and forth with strangers
Reddit- gremlin conversations in the shadows of a building
crouton.net- no conversation, just bliss
do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…
“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”
“new study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesn’t count”
“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”
“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”
“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”
“breaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethic”
“Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference.”
— Barbara de Angelis
